On the Spotify

Hello, I’m Norris McWhirter, and I’ve just popped out from a meeting of the Freedom Association to tell you that TV Cream has relaxed its rules about its Spotify playlist.

From now on, certain artists will be allowed more than one song. I’m calling these artists Norris’s Notables. They are people like Paul McCartney, Elton John and David Bowie, who have distinguished themselves in the field of songwriting, and who, like me, have been around a bit and have dubious political affiliations.

You’re welcome to submit others for inclusion in this category.

And if you ever want to know in which country you can find the world’s fastest land mammal – look it up in a fucking book.

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5 Responses to On the Spotify

  1. outonbluesix says:

    Norris McWhirterrrrrrr, what is the biggest leeeeeaf?

  2. TV Cream says:

    Norris says:

    “I can’t tell you that, but I do know that the world’s largest pumpkin was grown by Joe Jutras from North Scituate, Rhode Island, and weighed 1,689 pounds. I didn’t know that off the top of my head. I looked it up on the fucking internet. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”

  3. nickelinthemachine says:

    Amazing picture of Norris, along with Ross

    http://www.nickelinthemachine.com/

  4. Lolsworth says:

    Alright, you big dead right-wing bastard?

  5. Riaz Ali says:

    I wrote to Record Breakers once and asked Norris if he could talk a bit faster as that way I didn’t have to wait so long for Ludwig to start.

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